i had a dream last night that i was staying in a giant glass box hanging above new york city with my sister and we rescued a huge pile of dogs that also stayed with us in the giant glass box and one was the world’s tiniest weiner dog and OH MY GOD I WANT A WEINER DOG SO BADLY DAMN YOU UNCONSCIOUS DON’T FEED MY INSATIABLE WEINER DOG NEED
MY NEW MANFRIEND HAS A MINIATURE DACHSHUND AND OMG. OH MY GOD. CUTEST. EVER.
OH MY GOOOOD WEINER DOOOOOOG
they’re kind of the worst dogs ever cuz they’re stubborn as FUCK and eat EVERYTHING and srsly STUBBORN AS FUCK but oh my god i want one anyway WEINER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOG